Putin’s Homophobia Centre Stage…
Spaces like this work best when fuelled by outrage or indignation. But it’s difficult to be apoplectic about Vladimir Putin’s assurance that bringing your homosexuality to Sochi for the Winter Olympics in a couple of weeks will be okay just so long as you stay away from children.
Yes, it’s outrageous. And frightening to think that such a mindset has access to nuclear codes, but it’s also pathetic on so many levels that indignation has to mix with a smidgen of pity.
Clearly substantial elements of Russian society are painfully backward when it comes to sexual politics, large enough for its president to milk those prejudices for all their worth. However, it’s also glaringly obvious that there has to be a lot more than mere cynical political opportunism going on here with Putin’s legislation regarding “propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations”.
Those homoerotic clips of Putin riding horses, wrestling bears, wading rivers, buff and plucked, all that goose-stepping uniformed macho posturing designed to appeal to those Ivan Joneski’s out on the steppe throwing Freddie Mercury shapes in front of the mirror, well, they all make sense now. Come on, it’s obvious. Vladimir’s just a big old queen.
There, I said it. You know it’s true, everyone does. How can he not be? Nobody could be that uptight about something as mundane as the who, or what, someone chooses to rub their genitals against for gratification without there being a whole lot of repression going on. And Russians know a thing or two about repression.
We ain’t talking closet here so much as a sizable
walk-in wardrobe with sliding doors leading to a pink projection room playing non-stop re-runs of Spartacus, Ben Hur and Top Gun on a 24-hour loop. We’re talking someone trying way too hard and someone who clearly doesn’t realise quite how ridiculous he looks in the process.
This would be just sad, if purging thoughts of playing comrade pin the cushion was just a personal torment played out in private. We all know upright pillars of the community with a default setting of finger-wagging sanctimony who are basically aching to swing by the heels from a cellar wall in front of somebody large and gimpy.
However Putin – in reality an effective dictator of more than 150 million people and a country with a land mass covering more than 10 per cent of the globe – gets to tease out his sexual hang-ups on a world platform, exerting a blinkered, dystopian vision that is an affront to anyone who believes that what goes on in private between consenting adults is nobody else’s business; and certainly not of any government pandering to Neanderthals.
The long-term impact on Russian society as it struggles to deal with this is unknowable. Just as it is painfully predictable that the short-term impact on the 2014 Winter Olympics will be that the principal focus will not be on any ski slope or rink. Once again the sport will get pushed aside by the politics.